Retro Slashers Bar & Grill is proud to present the first slasher battle of the bands. It’s The Clowns vs Headmistress this Saturday night to see who is the baddest slasher metal band on the planet. Prepare for a night of slammin’, jammin’, and rammin’ to the hit songs “I’m Back”, “Killer on the Loose”, “Rainbow Eyes”, and many more. Tickets are just $10 in advance, $15 at the door. Doors open at 8 but the party is guaranteed to last til dawn, if we live that long. There is a two drink minimum but ladies drinks are half-price. Both bands have been slaying audiences (and the occasional groupie) all across the country. Don’t miss seeing them together for the first time on one stage.*
*Management is not responsible if members of the audience are beheaded, disemboweled, strangled, electrocuted, or in any other way mutilated by members of the band. We’re also not responsible if members of the audience are splattered by arterial spray so don’t send us you’re dry cleaning bills.