Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) Review

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It had been twenty years since Robert Hiltzik had directed a feature film, with 1983′s Sleepaway Camp being his one and only effort to date. His follow up, Return to Sleepaway Camp, would ignore the first two sequels (both directed with tongue-in-cheek by Michael A. Simpson) and dispense with Angela simply slicing her way through a selection of irritating counselors. Once again employing the ‘whodunnit’ formula that had been present in the original film, RTSC would become a complicated and troubled project which, whilst filmed in late 2003, would not be released for a further five years. Critically mauled and hated by fans, Hiltzik’s own sequel would fail to live up to its promise and would once again threaten to bring the franchise to a standstill. Re-uniting several stars from the first film (DeAngelo, Jonathan Tiersten and Rose), RTSC was the director’s attempt at removing removing all trace of Simpson’s films from memory.

sc4-3A group of children are amusing themselves in their cabin by lighting their farts, whilst their nerdy friend Pee Pee (Paul Iacono) watches on nervously. Camp bully Alan (Michael Gibney) crashes the party and demands to know what they are doing but when he attempts to outdo them he produces only a pitiful fart. Embarrassed by their teasing, he picks up the lighter and, using an aerosol can, creates a huge flame before taunting them with it. Suddenly, they are interrupted when their counselor, Randy (Brye Cooper), rushes in and lectures them about being idiots. Alan storms out of the room and one of the friends comments about how he gets away with everything, but Randy promises that one day ‘he’ll get his.’ He then rips Pee Pee’s comfort blanket out of his hand and tosses it onto the bed before marching back outside. Later that day whilst in the mess hall, Alan continues to be a nuisance by flicking his food into Pee Pee’s face so Randy gets revenge by baiting him about his stepbrother, Michael (Michael Werner), moving in on his crush, Karen (Erin Broderick).

The camp’s owner, Frank (Vincent Pastore), has invited Sheriff Jerry (Rose) in to discuss the dangers of smoking. Jerry has lost his larynx from thirty-five years of cigarettes and now talks with the help of a voice box. Some of the kids decide to ridicule the policeman by asking if he can play Intergalactic (a Beastie Boys hit that employed a similar vocal effect). Defeated by the unruly children, an angry Frank and Jerry sit back down and continue eating. Finally sick of his behaviour, Randy grabs a hold of Alan and throws him to the floor, demanding that he pick up the mess he has caused, but another counselor, Ronnie (DeAngelo), breaks up the fight and leads Alan away. Turning on the ‘nice boy’ charms, Alan is given permission to go to the kitchen to get another meal, where he angers the equally obnoxious assistant cook Mickey (Lenny Venito), who begins to pelt him with eggs when he mouths off one too many times. Eventually snapping, Alan throws a huge carving knife which digs into the wall next to Mickey’s head, just as Frank walks into the room.

sc4-4Running away into the woods, Alan tries to escape Michael who has been sent to calm him down. Showing a softer side by his compassion for the frogs who he believes are his only friends, Alan becomes annoyed by Michael when he hurts one of them. But when he tries to drag him back to the camp, Alan becomes aggressive and picks up Michael’s knife, holding it out at him whilst seemingly in a trance. Eventually, Michael storms off back to camp, leaving him in the woods. Soon afterwards, Mickey is preparing fries for the kids when a figure enters the room behind him and, grabbing his legs, lifts him upwards and plunges his face down into the boiling fat. The killer wraps his body up and takes it out to a large skip where it is crushed. Later that evening, stoners Weed (Adam Wylie) and Stan (Chaz Brewer) fool Alan into smoking dried cow manure, causing him to drop to his knees and violently cough as Karen’s cocky friend T.C. (Christopher Shand) walks in, resulting in him earning the nickname ‘Blowjob.’ As their smoking session comes to an end, Weed is tied to his chair by the mysterious assailant and a tube is fed from a gas tank down his throat. After removing the tube, a joint is placed into his mouth and then lit, causing him to spontaneously combust from the gas which he had swallowed. From then on, everyone who crosses Alan soon ends up dead, as he becomes the victim of one cruel humiliation after another.

The casting for Return to Sleepaway Camp is both one of its greatest assets and weaknesses. Returning to the roles they first occupied two decades earlier, DeAngelo and Tiersten prove to be worse at acting than they were when they were younger and Rose’s brief cameo as Angela lacks any kind of punch. The younger cast are made up of genetic American Pie-style teens but they serve their roles adequately. But by far the most impressive performance comes from Gibney, who somehow manages to add dimension to the role of Alan, who bullies those who are weaker than him as an way of dealing with the constant harassment he suffers from the other kids. A truly disturbed young boy, he is Hiltzik’s most inspired creation this time around. The casting of The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore and singing legend Isaac Hayes (once again playing a chef) seems a little pointless, particularly as Hayes is on screen for only a couple of scenes and plays no significant part in the story.

sc4-5One thing must be said, kudos to Hiltzik for creating some inventive kills. Instead of the standard butcher knife slayings, RTSC is full of original and gruesome set pieces. Among the highlights we are treated to a bed full of spikes being forced down onto a victim, a penis being attached to a wire before being ripped off by a speeding car and a head trapped inside a birdcage, only to be attacked by hungry rats. The mix of prosthetics and CGI may fail on occasion but each kill has a sense of fun about it, meaning that whilst the horror aspect never quite gels the deaths are at least entertaining. Despite the script being full of more holes than the victims, the way in which they are dispatched at least makes up for its shortcomings. Everything about this movie is ludicrous and perhaps its greatest flaw is that it is unable to decide what kind of tone it is aiming for – the darkness of the original or the camp humour of the sequels. And the ‘twist’ ending fails to pack the same punch as the one Hiltzik achieved the first time around. Return to Sleepaway Camp is by no means as bad as many have made out, in fact it is rather enjoyable if you don’t take it too seriously, but anyone hoping for a worthy sequel to the original will be very disappointed.

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7 Responses to “ Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) Review ”

  1. I really enjoy this movie- I agree that the ending doesnt do much the film, and that was not helped by everyone knowing the ending before it came out ( and Felissa Roses involvement in the project was no secret) that being said the skinning part of the ending was horrifying and therefore, for me, effective.

    The main disappointment I had with this movie is that it has all of these characters(and its a sleepaway camp film above all else) and it seemed very few people actually died! There was a good 6 other characters in the move I feel should have gotten the Angela treatment and it would have given them more chance to dream up even more creative kills. Also while what happened to Linda and Randy was nicely done it took far too long AND they were both still clinging on for dear life at the end which brough the body count down even more.

    If we get another film we need more kills, some better (and more hateable characters) and some real evil twists!

  2. A few more kills would have been most welcome but the ones they used I really liked. The twist was a bit crap but at least it had humour and a few inspired moments.

  3. Yeh I really enjoyed the kills on offer too, Bellas was fantastic and who can beat a dip in the industrial deep fat fryer!

    They just should have killed off people like Alex, Marie and a couple of the other boys as it wasnt like they were there to fill in the background – they seemed to be cannon fodder.

    I would love to see SC Reunion if it happens, the sleepaway series just has a charm about it.

  4. I can’t really understand all the disdain for this film, I thought it was miles better than II & III, which were comedy movies, with kill scenes!

  5. I can’t believe anybody actually made it past the first 15 minutes of this completely worthless film. Maybe it does get better, but the first scene and a half come off as having been written by 12-year olds. It’s so terrible, that I didn’t stick around to see any of the kills–which is why I rented it in the first place. I might watch another Robert Hiltzik movie…assuming he graduates from middle school first.

  6. Yeah I can’t agree with you on this one Christian. This film was bad through and through. The recasting of the earlier characters seemed to be a smart idea, but nothing was done with them. The story line was absurd, the writing weak and the acting was even worse. This film was not even campy. The twist ending was so predictable and far fetched it was just a terrible ending to a terrible movie. Now I will agree with you that some of the kills were inventive, but there was not enough of them to save this catastrophe. The only other thing I remember liking was the actress who played Karen, it’s been a while since I have seen the film and I think I only liked her because she looked so damn good. I will admit though that I do own the film and have no plans to part with it.

  7. Return actually captures the essence of the original quite well and it is very funny. If you’re into insult humor, then it’s a bonus – apparently, that aspect was lost on a lot of Sleepaway fans…

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