Return to Sleepaway Camp: The Retro Slashers Review

My favorite scene in the original Sleepaway Camp is the opening montage of the abandoned camp. The ghostly voices of phantom children mingle with rotted cabins, weed choked fields, and rusted swings producing an eerie sense of foreboding. By comparison, Return to Sleepaway Camp opens with a group of kids lighting their farts. Watching the next 60 minutes of Return to Sleepaway Camp becomes a grinding chore with a few moments of unintented laughs to break the oppressive mood. RtSC isn’t a complete disaster but the film’s major flaws really hobble what should have been a much better slasher.

Let’s get the flaws out of the way first before moving on to the highlights. The film spends way to much time focused on Alan (Michael Gibney), the most unsympathetic character I’ve ever seen in a slasher. The guy picks on kids then starts crying when others stand up to him or bully him back. This is where the first wave of unintended laughs comes in. I laughed everytime someone did something cruel to Alan. Watching Alan get slapped around, slimed with eggs, and pelted with paintballs helped relieve the boredom.

The characters and actors the viewer would rather see are reduced to cameo status. Paul DeAngelo and Vincent Pastore have a little more screen time, but they spend the extra time yelling at each other or the camp kids. As for the unknowns in the cast, hell, I can’t tell you their character’s names or what roles they play in the movie. Most of the cast simply vanish and are never seen again while other characters suddenly pop up towards the end with no explanation as to who they are or where they’ve been. The interviews on the disk help with some of the confusion because the actors discuss their parts in the film. At least RtSC becomes a little more coherent after watching the special features. I just wish I had watched the special features first.

Now for the highlights. The fact that RtSC exists is a positive for slasher fans. If this film does well, then who knows what other cult slashers might get a sequel. During the opening credits the viewer is bombarded with newspaper headlines. If you’re really quick with the pause button you can read the articles and some of them have important information. One article covers the boat accident from the first film and explains that the father died but the children are in critical condition. Does this mean Peter’s (Angela) sister survived? Another Headline claims “Arawak Victim to Undergo Life Saving Surgery” which makes me think Judy may have survived her run in with that curling iron. Other articles cover Peter’s trial and incarceration in a mental institution.

When the action finally kicks in during the last 15 minutes the viewer is treated to some creative kills with the stick in the eye bit being the most hilarious. Jonathan Tiersten’s performance has to be seen to be believed. Just thinking about his final line in the film makes me laugh. He lets out this scream . . . trust me, just watch the movie. You’ll see what I mean. And then you too will have a perpetual smile every time you think about his performance. Fans who enjoy a good drinking game with their slashers have a couple of options here. During the movie take a drink every time you hear the phrase “Your ass stinks.” If you watch the special features, take a shot everytime you hear Jeff Hayes ask an actor what it was like to work with Robert Hiltzik.

Return to Sleepaway Camp is a very flawed movie that could have been so much better. It feels more like one of those shot-on-video slashers from the mid-80s rather than an entry in the Sleepaway Camp franchise. Hopefully, the next sequel will avoid the same pitfalls that plague RtSC. One day I’ll add this movie to my collection but for now I’m content with just renting it. Be sure to check out www.sleepawaycampfilms.com for more news about RtSC and any future sequels.

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9 Responses to “ Return to Sleepaway Camp: The Retro Slashers Review ”

  1. I totally agree with this review. I really wanted to like it, but I was SO let down. Alan was not only unsypmethetic, but he was a bad actor as well. The whole thing was written like a high-school play and what was with the editing? Constant fades and jump cuts. I know someone who could have done better!;)

    Anyways, the fart scene really did ruin it for me. This wasn’t FUNNY or SCARY, and I was kinda pissed when it was all said and done…I was left thinking THIS is what I waited YEARS for???

    I know they TRIED with the “creative” death scenes, but that’s really all it had going for it. I was totally bored with the film, and after all of the attention on the annoying Alan character they just off him anyways? What was even the point?

    Put me down as another SC fan that was really let down by this disaster. Oh, and I hope I never hear the phrase “Your Ass Smells” again for the rest of my life! Grrrr….

    -RHR

  2. Well, sorry to hear it wasn’t a winner, some of my buddies and I have been looking forward to this one.

    On another note, might I commend you good sir for having a slasher blog? I must say I find myself as very lucky to be able to see such a thing. Your story of VHS hunting hours away truly brought a great smile to my face and warmth to my heart (I’m not even joking)
    Keep up the good work!

  3. It’s all a matter of opinion, I am a 36 year old horror lifer, and I absolutely loved RTSC!! I found it’s cheesiness a breath of fresh air, in this society obsessed with Saw horror!

  4. I enjoyed the other sequels and I thought this was on-par with them.

  5. **SPOILERS AHEAD**

    If you watch the featurette on the extras, they say that “the real Angela survived the buoy accident” and Felissa Rose told me that she was actually playing the REAL Angela – not Peter dressed up as Angela – and Peter was still locked up in the insane asylum. She said that they should’ve sent cliff’s notes out with the movie and she knew it was confusing. I think if they had established that a little better, it would’ve made more sense. I mean…Angela in hooker clothes? WTF?

    **END SPOILERS**

    Anyhoo, I waited a very long time for this movie and was initially disappointed. Although, I’ve been giving it another chance and actually think it’s pretty entertaining. I had the twist ending figured out a mile away…mostly. Definitely not the best in the series, though, and – as we all know – it’s actually only a sequel to the original. Bring on “Sleepaway Camp: Berserk” !!!

  6. I was looking forward to this movie… until I saw the trailer. Damn that guy is annoying. That alone is enough to keep me from renting it.

  7. Yep, the ending was very predictable, there should have been more kills and the characters were really really irritating and whiney.

    ***SPOILER***
    it was so obvious the cop was the killer (Angela). Come on! The face/make-up of the cop was a dead give away.

  8. I don’t care what anyone says about RTSC I thought it was a great movie and the thought that Felissa Rose came back to play Angela was totally awesome she did a better job than Pamela Springsteen I hope the next Sleepaway Camp will be just as good.

  9. Has its moments, but I think the script seriously needed a make over.

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