It might have been a knife instead of a pick-axe, but still pretty funny. Whups, I mean ironic – how heartless of me. (Ha!)
A teenage movie fan has been stabbed following a New York screening of gruesome horror movie My Bloody Valentine 3-D.
An unnamed 16-year-old boy reportedly refused to leave the Long Island, New York theatre after the film had finished on Sunday night and began fighting with security guard Ricardo Singh, 24.
The youngster was stabbed during the tussle and admitted to Winthrop University Hospital, where he received treatment for his injuries and was subsequently released.
Singh was arrested, charged with second-degree assault and is set to be arraigned on Tuesday.